Earlier today a planned 'fallout' by Occupy Tippin leader, Zach was staged in the driveway at 49 Tippin. In a calculated move to call attention to the unfairness of him not being able to go where he wants when he wants, he 'fell out' in the car on the way to daycare, keeping himself rigid and refusing to be buckled into his car seat. He coined it 'The fallout @ 5 miles'. He then resorted to a verbal protest at ear splitting decibels the entire 5 miles from his home to the daycare, where he plans to rally fellow supporters for his 'occupy' movment.
This movement was spurned from Zach's frustration with the system and its limitation on babies. He have voiced numerous demands, included unlimited access to snacks and the viewing of the Sprout Channel, among other things.
Sources close to the movement are stating the planned 'fallouts' wil continue to escalate as necessary until parents give in to their demands.
We have learned that the 'occupy' movement has gained momentum and spread into the DC area where a source, who prefers to go unnamed has also sited staged independence.
We will update as more on this story develops.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Zach Declares Himself 1%
November 08, 2011 <1:07 pm>
Yesterday Zach occupied the kitchen in protest of inequalities to babies. Among his demands; unlimited play access to the recycling particularly plastic bottles. Free access to the bathroom to unroll the toilet paper as he sees fit. The right to take ANY toy HE wants to the tub at bathtime regardless of any electrical hazards.We are hoping for a peaceful resolution.
November 08, 2011 <2:13 pm>
The situation has intensified at #occupytippindrive where his list ofdemands have increased to include unlimited viewing of the Sproutchildren's channel, unlimited supply of Pepperidge Farm cheddargoldfish crackers and to have a diaper change within 15 seconds ofpooping. He claims he is part of the 1% or the 1 year olds anddemands his civil rights now. Other parents around the world arelooking at this critical situation with a cautious eye to see if wecave in to his demands. We are seeking the assistance of Big Bird toperform the initial phase of arbitration talks.
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Yesterday Zach occupied the kitchen in protest of inequalities to babies. Among his demands; unlimited play access to the recycling particularly plastic bottles. Free access to the bathroom to unroll the toilet paper as he sees fit. The right to take ANY toy HE wants to the tub at bathtime regardless of any electrical hazards.We are hoping for a peaceful resolution.
November 08, 2011 <2:13 pm>
The situation has intensified at #occupytippindrive where his list ofdemands have increased to include unlimited viewing of the Sproutchildren's channel, unlimited supply of Pepperidge Farm cheddargoldfish crackers and to have a diaper change within 15 seconds ofpooping. He claims he is part of the 1% or the 1 year olds anddemands his civil rights now. Other parents around the world arelooking at this critical situation with a cautious eye to see if wecave in to his demands. We are seeking the assistance of Big Bird toperform the initial phase of arbitration talks.
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