November 08, 2011 <1:07 pm>
Yesterday Zach occupied the kitchen in protest of inequalities to babies. Among his demands; unlimited play access to the recycling particularly plastic bottles. Free access to the bathroom to unroll the toilet paper as he sees fit. The right to take ANY toy HE wants to the tub at bathtime regardless of any electrical hazards.We are hoping for a peaceful resolution.
November 08, 2011 <2:13 pm>
The situation has intensified at #occupytippindrive where his list ofdemands have increased to include unlimited viewing of the Sproutchildren's channel, unlimited supply of Pepperidge Farm cheddargoldfish crackers and to have a diaper change within 15 seconds ofpooping. He claims he is part of the 1% or the 1 year olds anddemands his civil rights now. Other parents around the world arelooking at this critical situation with a cautious eye to see if wecave in to his demands. We are seeking the assistance of Big Bird toperform the initial phase of arbitration talks.
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